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Tuesday, April 05, 2005

American Idol Gossip Folks: Scott Savol


So we wonder week-to-week, "why do people love Scott Savol?" Well, I have the answer. Its called Battered Wife Syndrome. I'd do the prevalence statistics for you, but just read the article from Smoking Gun and you'll understand where Sausage-Fingers get his fan base. Do you think that his Michelin-Man-like hands cushion the blows to the mother of his baby? Thanks Smoking Gun! Read on:

American Idol Finalist's Violence Rap

6 Comments:

  • THANK GOD! Let him burn in hell!!! I can't stand this freak. If this doesn't get him voted off, that just proves how effed up America really is!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, April 05, 2005 9:40:00 AM  

  • Speaking of AI, another couple that we know went to NYC recently to see Rent on Broadway. Frenchie (of last year's AI cast) was still part of the cast (you go girl!). Also part of the cast was Drew Lachey (lil' bro of Nick Lachey and of 98 Degrees fame).

    By Blogger YodaBeesh, at Tuesday, April 05, 2005 1:05:00 PM  

  • I rue the day he was allowed to stay in the Top 10. He is gross. I hate him so much - - more than Brenda on 90210.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, April 05, 2005 5:03:00 PM  

  • Don't worry folks. We can all be consoled that Scott (like Ruben Studdard) has a shorter life expectancy than most people. With his obesity, history of domestic violence, and profuse sweating, I'm sure he will meet Our Maker in about a year or so. Either that or his baby's momma is gonna pop a cap in his ass.

    By Blogger YodaBeesh, at Tuesday, April 05, 2005 5:16:00 PM  

  • How did avoid being booted? Who is voting for this nasty creature?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thursday, April 07, 2005 12:08:00 AM  

  • He's received endorsement from the American Obesity Association. Since over 30% of Americans are either overweight or obese, their tiny pumping little hearts must go out to him. I think we're looking at our next American Idol...

    By Blogger YodaBeesh, at Thursday, April 07, 2005 6:19:00 AM  

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