Winner loses title in disability pageant

Janeal Lee, the 2005 Ms. Wheelchair winner (center), has been stripped of her crown. Bitch was NOT dependent on a wheelchair and was snitched out by a pesky reporter. So many directions to take this story...

First, I find it hard to believe that someone would be that pathetic to want to win a beauty pageant that they would have to fake their use of a wheel chair. Does this reek of a sequel to Drop Dead Gorgeous, perhaps?

Second, this is among the top "searched" stories on the internet (after the Pope Death Watch). So we're pretty pathetic for getting off on crazy shit like this (and yes, I admit that I got a chuckle out of it as well).

Third, uhm, what if Ms. Lee prayed to Terri and The Pope and miraculously able to stand! You know, it only takes 2 or 3 validated miracles to nominate an individual (and a dead individual at that) for sainthood. Boy, that would be the BEST scenario!

(Note to readers: unlike most of MSM, YodaBeesh was able to track down a picture of Ms. Janeal LEE (in wheelchair)! BOOOO-YAAAH!)