Wendy's-Finger-Chick: ARRESTED!

YodaBeesh does have to say that the whole story was fishy to begin with, so I suppose it was just a matter of time that the b*tch was exposed:

Woman who found finger arrested Police raid Vegas home of Wendy's diner who claimed bowl of chili was tainted (SFGate)


Though it still leads one to ask: "Who's fcuking finger was it anyways?!?!?"


(Not the actual "Wendy's" finger...)

I do have to say that I kinda wished that the story was true. It was just too weird, knowing that someone out there has a missing finger tip and wasn't coming forward. I had a whole story in my mind that it was probably some illegal alien working in the chili factory who was too afraid to come forward for fear of deportation.

Wow... that would have made SUCH a great made-for-tv movie.

The ending to the story: the illegal alien is granted amnesty by the President (yeah right), the "finder" gets a mass out-of-court settlement from Wendy's, and then everyone is reunited at a White House Press Conference with silver chaffing dishes carted out by Karl Rove. The lids are removed, and the room fills with laughter from the press. Camera pans in on the chaffing dish: Chili. Oh, and the finger is miraculously reattached to the now-legal alien since it was kept alive all this time with stem cells.