Your YODABEESH NEEDS YOU!

Gentle readers:

RB (aka "city-dweller") has just informed me that he has been having some serious problems with dogs defecating in his yard and tree and people tossing their trash there, as well. The poor thing is so distraught and sought the advice from YodaBeesh.



My suggestion was to hide in the bushes and hose the perpetrators down like so:



But this advice comes from a suburbanite who has a fascist home owners association that violently punishes offenders, anyways.

Anyhow, RB and I would be delighted to hear of suggestions from you, the masses. Bonus points goes to those for creativity.