The World According to YodaBeesh

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

No Sh*t!: Woman Survives Five Days Trapped In Bath Tub

This almost made me lose my breakfast (luckily I don't eat breakfast...)

Woman Survives Five Days Trapped In Bath Tub (AP)
HAMPTON, Va. -- A 75-year-old woman who lay trapped in her bathtub for five days toasted her rescue with a Coke and a cigarette.

The sad thing is that this is not the first time that the poor lamb has found herself stuck in the tub. At her doctor's insistence, she has started to practice "getting up" on her own. Observe:



Wonderful progress, sweetheart! Keep up the hard work, and keep on suckin' down those Parliaments! You'll be home with Jesus in no time at all!

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