A Moment of Personal Disclosure....

As of yesterday, Yodabeesh has made a huge life-altering change to his everyday life.

My dentist gave me my new retainer. This is the first time I've worn a retainer since I was a young Jedi Knight. As that was eons ago, my teeth have shifted. Observe:




Not a pretty sight. So much for the initial thousands of dollars of orthodontia invested by my dad when I was in high school.

I have to wear the retainer 24/7...ugh. Now I'm talking like Cindy Brady... (I could only hope to look as beautiful)


I'm practicing tongue-twisters to get rid of the cindy-esque lisp.

"Sally sells seashells by the seashore... Sally sells seashells by the seashore..."