I'm not a whale, not yet a dolphin...

No folks, this isn't a new Britney Spears song (though she will be feeling like a whale in 4 or 5 months).

Don't you just love it when humans feel compelled to interbreed two species of mammals? Read on:

Part Whale, Part Dolphin, Baby Wholphin Born In Captivity (AP)

Why do people do this kind of sh*t to animals? No good can come of this. Don't you remember that episode of South Park when the kids had an elephant make love with a pig?