The new face of WENDY'S

Here she is:


The chili-finger-dipping grifter is getting charged with grand larceny after opening her fat trap to random bystanders:

Chili-Finger Accuser Also Charged In Other Case (AP)

SAN FRANCISCO -- Police still don't know where the finger in the chili came from, but the woman who reported it can be found -- in jail.

I'm surprised that she isn't involved with the Michael Jackson case.

Personally I think that they should dress the skank up like Wendy (as illustrated below):

Then throw her into the slammer so she could become someone's "bitch". She would have a broomhandle up her twat faster than you could say "Value Meal Number 1, please".

As for the finger.... uhm, I'd just put it in a jar of formaldehyde and put it on display in the Smithsonian next to Archie Bunker's chair and Mr. Rogers' cardigan sweater. It definitely needs to be elevated to pop culture status.

I wonder if they would put it up on eBay?