Daily News of the Weird

I wish more gay art film stars had as much motivation...



President's Dinner An X-Rated Affair To Remember? (AP 06092005)

WASHINGTON -- The annual President's Dinner, a Republican Party fundraising event featuring President George W. Bush, could get an extra dash of spice this year. That's because porn actress and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey is planning to attend.

Obviously, not quite Mariah Carey (btw, love her come back...). Hey Falcon... Are you READING THIS?!

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COMING FROM FLORIDA: Judge Orders Florida City To Fly Gay Pride Flags (AP 06082005)

ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. -- For the next six days, 49 rainbow flags will flutter on the Bridge of Lions after a three-year battle by gay rights organizations. U.S. District Judge Henry Lee Adams Jr. ruled Tuesday against the city in a suit filed by the Rev. Ruth Jensen and Vicki Waldon of the St. Augustine Pride Committee, Equality Florida and the National Center for Lesbian Rights. The city rejected a request last month to fly the flags for a week of gay-pride events.

Now, serrusly... coming from probably the most fcuked up state of the union, it can't be that surprising. I wish they'd have more gay pride flags in Fairfax City... baby steps...!

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Was this boy NOT just at the Michael Jackson Trial???

Macaulay Culkin Pleads Guilty To Drug Possession (AP 06082005)

OKLAHOMA CITY -- Actor Macaulay Culkin pleaded guilty Wednesday in Oklahoma City to two counts of drug possession in connection with a September arrest. The actor was arrested Sept. 17 after Oklahoma City police pulled over a car on Interstate 44 in which he was a passenger. During a search, officers found marijuana and Xanax pills in bags that were found in the vehicle.

Hmmm... I can think of better combinations than pot and Xanax. I mean serrusly... after that combo, all you'd need to make the scene complete would be The Carpenters' Greatest Hits Collection, The Best of Morrissey, the Smiths, and Depeche Mode playing in the background, a tub of warm water, and a razor blade.

OH, and WTF was the kid doing in OKC?! I guess you'd need as much self-entertainment options as possible there (been there done that).

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And the "piece de la resistance"... makes you want to say, "g'damn that's some fcuked up sh*t!"

Man's Leg Falls Out Of Plane And Lands In Backyard (AP 06082005)

NEW YORK -- The body of an apparent stowaway was ripped in half during flight Tuesday and his leg crashed into a suburban neighborhood, where a homeowner found the severed limb in the middle of her lawn, authorities said.

Note: dismembered torso on lawn...!