I'm so glad I didn't go to this school...

Ok, JCT sent me this link to "BJU"... Bob Jones University. I totally got a kick out of it as it summarizes their dress code:

http://www.bju.edu/prospective/expect/dress.html

It reads like something from The Onion.

Anyhow, I explored the rest of the website and found overall that the university is really fcuked up. Make sure to check out the profiles of all the freaky Admissions Counselors. It includes such campy Q&A's like the following:

How has BJU helped you the most?
BJU has helped me strengthen my Christian walk.

Excuse me? WTF is a "Christian walk?"

What is your oddest quirk?
I always, and I mean always, eat off a blue tray at the Dining Common. I haven't used a pink tray in years.

Remember... Pink Tray = "gay"; Blue Tray = "closet case".

If you have time to kill, check out some of the other freaky profiles: http://www.bju.edu/admissions/counselors/index.html