Sometimes the news gets boring

I didn't post anything yesterday because I just found the news to be a complete BORE. Honestly. I scanned through different articles and papers, and the most interesting thing that I found (well, personally speaking), was a story about a giant squid.

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Well, the news became a little more interesting as the day progressed. DeLay finally got his ass nailed to the wall (er, I mean "indicted"), but that really was no big surprise there. It was just a matter of time that would happen.... who knew that time would be yesterday!

DeLay makes me sick. I mean, just check out this solemn sourpuss face of his as he steps down from his position in the House:




I feel no pity for the man (jack-ass). He's so self-agrandizing. I hope that pig-f**ker lobbyist Abramoff gets his come-uppance as well.

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So get this... I was watching CNN yesterday morning and they had someone on talking about this "Plum Book"... I guess its this real list book produced by the Office of Personnel Management, and it provides a list of different positions in the government that can be directly appointed by The President (read: stacking positions with his lil' cronies). Page through it... maybe you too can one day be the "Director of FEMA", or perhaps, the "Assistant to the Deputy Undersecretary of the Interior"!

See.... THIS is the kind of sh*t that makes me love Washington DC. Who says that LA is the entertainment capital of the world? We've got it all here inside the Beltway!

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Apparently all those refugee camp-type stories of rape, murder, plundering, and snipering in New Orleans were untrue and proven to be false. Uhm, part of me kind of sensed that to begin with... I mean, Anderson Cooper, and Soledad O'Brien loved milking horror stories like that (it does add some climactic value to the news), unfortunately no one had their facts straight. I think that this is what they call the "fog of war?"

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And last, but not least, I have some sad news to bring you.




Renee Zellwegger and Kenny Chesney have called it quits. Well, I guess that this is kind of old news, but MaddyBeesh brought home the latest People magazine, and it was on the front cover. I couldn't help but read about the ill-fated romance. Is she on medication or something?! In a strange way, I'm glad that Kenny is still single. It leaves that faint glimmer of hope for millions of gay men out there...