Bush gets Gassy... Lynddie sent to the Cabbage Patch...Kerry in a K-Hole... and more NEWS OF THE WEIRD!
In today's headlines:
He was later quoted as saying, "... and I also have a really nice piece of beachfront property in Louisiana that I wanna sell you..."
Read on: President Calls for Less Driving to Conserve Gas (NYT 09272005)
At least his Call for Action further reinforces my telecommuting work initiative...
Our favorite S&M Cabbage Patch Kid is back in the news:
What could I possibly say about this picture except that I want to squeeze her chipmunk-like cheeks as if they were big white-heads, ripe for the bursting. I wonder whatever happened to her baby...? Anyhow, to coin a very popular post-9/11 phrase... "Never Forget"....
Read on: Private Found Guilty in Abu Ghraib Abuse (NYT 09272005)
I wonder if she'll be able to have conjugal visits with her baby's daddy? Man, her kid is going to need some serious psychotherapy (message to spawn of England: look me up in about 10 yrs, ok?)
I need the American people driving in cars THIS big... Its hard work!So, W is asking us to conserve energy? Is it me or is there something slightly hypocritical in this statement? How is he supposed to keep on building his retirement fund if people cut back their demand for his big Texas oil gushers?
He was later quoted as saying, "... and I also have a really nice piece of beachfront property in Louisiana that I wanna sell you..."
Read on: President Calls for Less Driving to Conserve Gas (NYT 09272005)
At least his Call for Action further reinforces my telecommuting work initiative...
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Our favorite S&M Cabbage Patch Kid is back in the news:
What could I possibly say about this picture except that I want to squeeze her chipmunk-like cheeks as if they were big white-heads, ripe for the bursting. I wonder whatever happened to her baby...? Anyhow, to coin a very popular post-9/11 phrase... "Never Forget"....
Read on: Private Found Guilty in Abu Ghraib Abuse (NYT 09272005)
I wonder if she'll be able to have conjugal visits with her baby's daddy? Man, her kid is going to need some serious psychotherapy (message to spawn of England: look me up in about 10 yrs, ok?)
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What more needs to be possibly said about the above picture (other than I pillaged it from Matt Drudge's website...?) And just when we thought we were able to forget and put it all behind us... now the Kerry Campaign hits the big screen! You really have to just read this article for yourself...
Hey, doesn't the above picture of Kerry remind you of Lemmiwinks from South Park?
And now.... NEWS OF THE WEIRD....
Uhhh.... what more can be said about this one: Puppy Swallows 13-Inch Knife, Survives (AP 09262005)
And I quote from the owner:
"I'm going to frame (the knife) and give it to Dr. Carew," Scarola said. "He should hang it. Everybody should know what puppies are capable of putting down their throats."
Great idea. How about keeping your small animals away from large pointy objects first?
Not actual winner
Last but not least, 71-Year-Old Crowned University's Homecoming Queen (AP 09262005). As part of her winnings, good ol' Muriel was awarded with a life-time supply of prune juice and Depends.
Her tiara currently hangs on display from her IV drip for all to see.
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Anonymous, at Tuesday, September 27, 2005 7:32:00 AM
It's amazing how all the news articles reported Bush as wanting us to conserve gas by taking fewer trips or using less electricity during daylight hours.
Hello?! How about finally upping the fuel standards for vehicles? It's a no-brainer...
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The Veg, at Tuesday, September 27, 2005 4:13:00 PM
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