This morning's News of the Weird

Oooh... we've all been in this situation before (kinda)... in a car... gotta pee... no place in sight...

Racing teen desperate for pit stop... Reuters 07152005... OTTAWA (Reuters) - A Canadian teenager caught driving at almost twice the speed limit told police he had overdosed on a protein drink and was desperately looking for a washroom, the Ottawa Citizen reported on Friday.

Now this is what I call a sticky situation. This story qualifies as "Boy, sucks to be you...!" article-of-the-day:

Cell phone saves immigrants lost in desert...Reuters07152005...MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A group of stranded illegal immigrants facing death in the parched Arizona desert saved themselves by using a cell phone they found to call rescue services, the U.S. Border Patrol said Thursday.

They probably should have tried 411.