Bizzaro News: Man Carves Runaway Bride on Piece of Toast

(Not actual toast...)

Man Carves Runaway Bride on Piece of Toast (AP 05062005)

In what is perhaps the most BIZZARE collision/marriage of pop culture news, some dude carves a picture of the infamous "runaway bride" into some toast, posts it on eBay and has a bid already for >$15K. People are just soooooooooo WEIRD (the latter comment directed to the bidders out there).

Kudos to the toast-carver for being an innovative and entrpreneurial American capitalist.

Notice that no one has tried anything with English Muffins? I see a market there... toast is just so mundane.

YB