Deputy Sues Florida Hospital After Being Injected With Glitter
OK... one last fcuked up posting for the morning. I couldn't resist this one.
Deputy Sues Florida Hospital After Being Injected With Glitter (AP 05092005)
Some questions I have for the healthcare providers:
YB message to the guard: It must be asked -- do you shoot glitter out your a**? JK. I hope that you win TONS of money for this. Having glitter circulating in your system cannot be good for one's health. If your a** still hurts, try taking some oxycontin instead of that wussy demerol crap.
Deputy Sues Florida Hospital After Being Injected With Glitter (AP 05092005)
ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. -- An undercover Orange County deputy says he went to Florida Hospital for a shot of pain medication, but instead the syringe was filled with glitter, the kind used in makeup.
Some questions I have for the healthcare providers:
- How the fcuk do you mix up a bottle of GLITTER with painkillers (unless you may be tripping on said painkillers...)?
- Uhhm... why do you have glitter in a pre-surg suite? Enlighten me.
YB message to the guard: It must be asked -- do you shoot glitter out your a**? JK. I hope that you win TONS of money for this. Having glitter circulating in your system cannot be good for one's health. If your a** still hurts, try taking some oxycontin instead of that wussy demerol crap.
posted by YodaBeesh at
7:36 AM
1 Comments:
Oh, I've heard about that one. I heard it makes your ass really big and turns you into a mud shark.
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YodaBeesh, at Tuesday, May 10, 2005 4:16:00 PM
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