Police Search For Stolen Giant Wiener

Who the fcuk would want a 10 foot weiner?

Police Search For Stolen Giant Wiener (AP 05162005)

ROCK HILL, S.C. -- Police are looking for a hot dog that's really hot -- as in stolen.

Not actual weiner...

This is the best quote from the article:

"It's tough to hide a 10-foot weenie," Rock Hill police Lt. Jerry Waldrop said.